CHOKING HAZARD
Dress to impress in this subtle number that's sure to turn a few heads and cause mothers to cover their children's eyes when you walk by. Not to mention how thrilled your girlfriend's mom will be when you wear it to dinner, plus any teacher or boss would undoubtedly find this t-shirt entertaining.
Impress the ladies with this fly shirt detailing the finer points of fellatio form and offering a warning to the unexperienced: the shirt reads "WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD - Package Contains Large Parts. Keep out of the immediate reach of small women."
