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FINALLY, A SPORT FOR US LAZY FOLKS
Somehow extreme laziness has become a national craze. Who would have thought? Some lazy bastard decided to get a friend to take a picture of him laying stiffer than a rigamortis and all the sudden – seemingly overnight – everybody and their mother (and in some instances, grandmother) are flooding their Facebooks, blogs and Tumblrs with pictures of people doing the poor man's superman. Then all the sudden Jay-Z is talking about planking on a million in "Otis."
Heck, they even have a Wikipedia page dedicated to the new fad.
And that's good, cuz fads move fast. So fast you might need a little help educating people to what planking is. That's where this shirt comes in. Soon as you go horizontal, it'll all make sense.
That shit cray. "MY OFFICIAL PLANKING SHIRT"
100% Premium Cotton
Somehow extreme laziness has become a national craze. Who would have thought? Some lazy bastard decided to get a friend to take a picture of him laying stiffer than a rigamortis and all the sudden – seemingly overnight – everybody and their mother (and in some instances, grandmother) are flooding their Facebooks, blogs and Tumblrs with pictures of people doing the poor man's superman. Then all the sudden Jay-Z is talking about planking on a million in "Otis."
Heck, they even have a Wikipedia page dedicated to the new fad.
And that's good, cuz fads move fast. So fast you might need a little help educating people to what planking is. That's where this shirt comes in. Soon as you go horizontal, it'll all make sense.
That shit cray. "MY OFFICIAL PLANKING SHIRT"
- Medium-Weight T-Shirt
- Short Sleeve Shirt with Screen-Printed Design
- Pre-Shrunk
- Machine Washable
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